Ladies and gents, believers and non... I have completed my first 5k! Benefitting cancer research, the 'Stache Dash was an excellent event. I wish I had a camera better to capture the incredible costumes and superior mustache-ery in Tempe that day (R.I.P. camera), but trust me. It.Was.Epic! Behold proof:
I was wearing a "Finger 'Stache" (a temporary tattoo on my finger), not simply holding my finger beneath my nose.
This is the closest I came to being a bonafide runner. And I didn't come in last... boo-yah!